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Websites. They're like Victorian serial killers in stovepipe hats, waiting for you to blunder into a blind alley so they can strangle you with adverts for a mattress you looked at once in 2013. It's weird.

This website is proudly cookie-free. No tracking, no sending your data to hot single women in your area, no funny business. That's why it didn't ask you to give it permission to stalk you.

Imagine if the whole internet was like this.